vampires, two fathers, florists and demons

prends-la-vie-comme-elle-vient:

casistooadorableandithurts:

awkward-bookworm:

kick-it-up-a-notch:

I think I just found the Empress of Weeping Angels.

SHE’S ARMED.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NOBODY BLINK!!

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whimsicdoctor13:

algrenion:

chel-the-fabulous-asstec:

lalondes:

kevinprices:

lalondes:

if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

#this is it #we cracked it #the secret of periods

did you just make an egg pun

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cockringtoss:

hearing teachers swear keeps me young

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ostracizedpoodle:

sometimes you just need to lay on the floor

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(F) flourine (U) uranium (C) carbon (K) potassium (Bi) bismuth (Tc) technetium (He) helium (S) sulfur (Ge) germanium (Tm) thulium (O) oxygen (Ne) neon (Y) yttrium

(F) flourine (U) uranium (C) carbon (K) potassium (Bi) bismuth (Tc) technetium (He) helium (S) sulfur (Ge) germanium (Tm) thulium (O) oxygen (Ne) neon (Y) yttrium

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circumcisions:

circumcisions:

sluttyoliveoil:

hey someone told me you remind them of an owl

who

FUCK

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alaynestone:

cospinol:

nothing in fanfiction frustrates me more than trying to figure out how the characters are supposed to be positioned though oh my god its like how is he kissing the back of his neck i thought they were face to face??? wait are they lying down or still standing up?? where did that bed come from

#how many hands does he have???

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i am the most stressed out laziest person ever i don’t even know how i do it

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una-official:

本日はすごい頭です。#Una

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